The Best Damn Tee

Let's be real - there's a reason you're here. Your closet is filled with cheap tees and "premium" brands that stretch out, shrink, wrinkle, fade, highlight your belly, or just make you look weird.

Every morning you scan through a literal graveyard of retired tees hoping to find one that feels good enough to wear just to get through the day.

We get it. We've been there. Good tees are hard to come by. Great tees are even rarer.

So we decided to do something about it once and for all - dammit.

Built To Last

We're into building things like they used to - once. The Best Damn Tee™ is built to withstand years of abuse - not months. Our stitching doesn't fall out. Our fabric stays crisp & wrinkle free. And our colors won't fade out.

Designed To Impress

Whether you're hiking the Redwoods or going out for date night with that saucy secretary, The Best Damn Tee™ keeps you looking fit and sharp - no matter what the occasion.

Made For You

We didn't set out to create the ultimate tee for just anyone. Our five core colors were chosen to simplify your closet, boost your confidence and look good with just about anything. A simple closet inspires a focused mind.