Let’s be real
There’s a reason you're here looking for a better shirt.
Your closet is filled with cheap tees and "premium" brands that sold you the dream of the perfect shirt.
But not the shirt.
They're too stretched.
They're falling apart.
They're fading fast.
Or just feel...weird.
So - every morning you're searching through all the shirts you'll never wear, hoping to find one you can squeeze just a bit of life out of, so you can stop searching and get to work.
We get it. We've been there.
So, we decided to do something about it - once and for all, dammit:
We invented the
Best Damn Tee
you'll ever own. Period.
Built To Last
We're into building things like they used to - once. The Best Damn Tee™ is built to withstand years of abuse - not months. Our stitching doesn't fall out. Our fabric stays crisp & wrinkle free. And our colors won't fade out.
Designed To Impress
Whether you're hiking the Redwoods or going out for date night with that saucy secretary, The Best Damn Tee™ keeps you looking fit and sharp - no matter what the occasion.
Made For You
We didn't set out to create the ultimate tee for just anyone. Our five core colors were chosen to simplify your closet, boost your confidence and look good with just about anything. A simple closet inspires a focused mind.
But hey, don't just take our word for it...
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It's time to fill your closet with shirts you'll actually wear.
All preorders ship 02/2026.
Limited supply available.